Dolly and I were out walking when Jo the Mail Lady pulled up to our mailbox and dropped off the following:My direct deposit pension check stub
A "Woman Within" catalog featuring "comfort, fit and value for sizes 12 wide to 44 wide". How I got on their list is a mystery as I have never, ever been in that size range and am currently hovering in the size 4 to 6 neighborhood.
Dr. Leonard's "America's Leading Healthcare Catalog". Chock full of stuff I sincerely pray will not be needed for many, many years. How I got on this list is anybody's guess.
A new ROAD SCHOLAR 150 page catalog, featuring "Adventures in Lifelong Learning". I know how I got on this list cause I requested their catalogs when I retired and started plotting a new life filled with adventure. Reading the catalog is an adventure in itself. If you cannot find something that interests you in their hundreds of offerings (think going-away camp for adults) you truly are ready for the rocking chair and retirement home.
No bills in the mail today so I can't complain ;-)
Thanks USPS and Jo!
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