It's Over! Yay!

Christmas is over for another year. Yay!  It is tough to be a Jew at Christmastime.

Here are 17 Questions (credit: Jaimie Etkin) Jews are tired of being asked about Christmas and here are my answers.

1. "But, like, you still celebrate Christmas, right?"
         No

2. "But, wasn't Jesus Jewish?"
        He was indeed

3. "Are you going to celebrate it anyway because it's a National Holiday?"

         No

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4. “You don’t even have a tree?”
         No

5. “Did you ever have a tree?”
         No
 

6. “So, you never believed in Santa?”
         No
 

7. “Did you tell other kids he wasn’t real when you were younger?”
         No
 

8. “Do you still want to do Secret Santa? Oh, I’m sorry. I mean, ‘Holiday Gift Exchange’?”
         No, I hate it but I do it with a smile to be a good sport.
 

9. “You don’t even get presents?”
         No
 

10. “Do you wish you celebrated Christmas?”
         No
 

11. “Don’t you feel left out?”
         Yes
 

12. “If you’re Jewish, why are you so into ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’ and Home Alone?”
         I'm not but I do love "It's A Wonderful Life"
 

13. “So, like, what do you do on Christmas?
         Kill time
 

14. “Do you go to the movies and eat Chinese food?”
         Always an option
 

15. “Isn’t Hanukkah not actually important?”
         It is but not in the same way most people feel about Christmas
 

16. “Are you excited for the first night of Hanukkah?”

I will use Jaimie Etkin's answer: No, because that was like, a month ago because it actually has nothing to do with Christmas and just got inflated thanks to Christmas. It’s actually based on the Hebrew calendar begins at the 25th day of Kislev.
 

17. “You can work on Christmas Eve, right?”
         Happy to!

;-)